Ima onaj stari vic (iz 1999), matori COBOL programer 1999 zbog milenijumskog baga zaradio brdo para i rešio da potošio deo da ga zamrznu dok ne izmisle večni život. Budi se on posle ko zna koliko godina i pita:
- Jeste li konačno našli način za večni život?
- Nismo, ali je 9999. godina, treba COBOL programi da se ispravljaju.
Sada imamo i drugi verziju vica ;)
https://qz.com/1832988/covid-19-results-in-new-jersey-desperately-needing-co...
Why Covid-19 has resulted in New Jersey desperately needing COBOL programmers
https://qz.com/author/smollmanqz/ Steve MollmanApril 5, 2020
The coronavirus crisis has sparked all manner of unexpected consequences, including the Tokyo summer https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/30/sports/olympics/tokyo-olympics-date-coronavirus.html Olympics being postponed and auto insurers https://qz.com/1829828/auto-insurers-make-billions-as-covid-19-keeps-people-off-the-road/ reaping extra profits as people stay home. In New Jersey, it’s resulted in something that few people outside that state’s tech department would have foreseen: a dire need for https://qz.com/emails/quartz-obsession/1316505/ COBOL coders.
Standing for Common Business-Oriented Language, COBOL’s day https://americanhistory.si.edu/cobol/introduction came and went long ago. It initially made a splash by giving coders a programming language that could work across the proprietary computers of multiple manufacturers. That was in the early 1960s. After becoming a staple of mainframes, it eventually came to represent dusty legacy code, including during the https://www.nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/Y2K-bug/ Y2K crisis 20 years ago.
In New Jersey, experts are now needed to fix COBOL-based unemployment insurance systems—more than four decades old—that are overwhelmed due to pandemic-related job losses. At a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVgHlSTPYQ press conference yesterday, governor Phil Murphy asked for the help of volunteer coders who still knew how to work in COBOL.
Of course, as cyber-security expert Joseph Steinberg https://josephsteinberg.com/covid-19-response-new-jersey-urgently-needs-cobol-programmers-yes-you-read-that-correctly/ noted on his blog, such volunteers are likely well over 60 years old, making them especially vulnerable to Covid-19. Whether they would risk venturing out (or work on a volunteer basis, for that matter) to fix creaky systems that should have been updated decades ago is an open question.
Meanwhile, New Jersey residents are clamoring about delays on their unemployment claims. The state recently experienced a https://www.nj.com/coronavirus/2020/04/nj-unemployment-delays-caused-by-1600-surge-in-calls-during-coronavirus-crisis.html 1,600% increase in claims volume in a single week, said labor commissioner Robert Asaro-Angelo during https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2907&v=rEDXdMlM-Rk&feature=emb_logo yesterday’s briefing (video below, at 46:35), noting that “over the prior two weeks we saw more than 362,000 people apply for unemployment as a result of this public health emergency.”
He added, “We’ve made no secrets about the inflexibility of our legacy technology.”